RANDOM TIDBITS

  • Before jerking off : i would literally suck 6 dicks rn
  • After jerking off : men are gross

mishasminions:

queenconsuelabananahammock:

murderwhitepeople:

People asking babies to undertake adult workloads is one of my favourite things

And he’s just looking like, “Fuck out my face. Teletubbies is on, and you blocking the screen.”

PLEASE TELL ME THAT “FUCK OUT MY FACE” IS JUST A REALLY FUCKING HORRIBLE GRAMMAR FLUB

(Source: bro-tard)

I’m not even gonna get mad anymore. I’m just going to learn to expect the lowest out of the people I thought the highest of.

—(via lunardemons)

(Source: icanrelateto, via thefarmerboi)